So the holiday started with me being in a club and girls just came and kissed my cheek like so :
Well no that didnt happen but its a cool photo eh? Btw cheers emily and laura for doing that for me!
So anyway the holiday obviously started on the plane with me doing a few thumbs up cause that is how i do!
And abit of pointing on the plane :
so then the plane was like 1hr 30 mins
then we got in the taxi which proceded with even more thumbs up:
Okay so then the taxi was like 2 hrs, we got back and just slept.
Next day we hit the slopes WOOP! Ski hire was like 100 euros and lift pass for the week was about 150 euros so it was all adding up.
The snow was awesome and the sun was roasting so we got a good day of skiing in. I was slowly learning the ropes again because i hadnt skied for like 3 yrs but i got the hang pretty quick. Nick on the other hand (one of the guys i was with) was alot worse than me whichhelped me to slip under the rubbish skier radar unknoticed.
The skiing was awesome and there were little cafes at the bottom of every stage (top middle bottom) to eat and such.
Nick managed to remind us that wherever he was he can always look like a retard in pictures even with ski equipment on:
No guesses for which one nick was.
Its ashame i dont have any pictures of the appartment we stayed in but i do have one of the balcony:
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was a beautiful veiw. Okay so nthats pretty much the skieing pictuces. To sum up the skieing i got better and was ready for blacks by the end of the holiday. O ye and i fell over only once because CLARKE WAS RACING ME AND BLOODY PUSHED ME OVER BECAUSE I WAS BEATING HIM.
So the nightlife…. Well the first night we went out and discovered that there was a new bear in town! Calsberg elephant. If you guys havnt heard of it its pretty much like normal bear except its 7.2% alchohol!!! SO first night we hit the town and got mashed.
Im pretty sure that will sum up how wasted i was that first night. SO anyway after we hit a couple of bars and drunk ALOT of elephant everyone was mashed. So we went to the local club…. shouldnt have! We went there and he said that we needed membership to get in which was rubbish because we had been their before. It turned out we were too drunk to get in but he didnt tell us that so we thought he was just being racist. SO clarke took it on himself to kick the door. The bouncer then came out and kicked me in the stomach… apparently i fell over but i cant remember it i was mashed. So that set it all off, i had no idea what was going on. Nick and clarke were trying to push a dumpster down the stairs to block the club door. Harry was shouting abuse at the bouncer, and called the police. So at this point nick clarke and simon left. Me and harry stayed for the police. i obviously cant speak french so the report we filed pretty much consisted of harry chatting to them and i just stood there looking stupid cause i was fucked and couldnt understand shit… well we didnt follow up on the statement because there was no point in it and couldnt be bothered to in the morning.
Um the rest of the nights were less eventful. We met a random drunken tramp in a bar pretty funny :
he probably doesnt even know were taking a photo. The food was great there and so were the restaurants. We had WAY WAY WAY too much cheese because we had like pizza cheese fondue and more pizza. What can in say french cheese is good man.
Last night the others went out but me and simon made the most awesome sanwiche ever – it cost us 4 euros each and was the most awesome sandwiche in the world:
so thats pretty much the whole holiday there. Hopefully u enjoyed reading my dribble. But i had a good time so thats all that matters right?.
-James xxx
Wow well i dont know how to phrase this post except roflcoptor. Someone decided to name their shop that sells helping devices ‘aids for the disabled’ . The shop is situated in southhampten , near the university and it does exackly what it says on the tin.
