A pretty funny experiance… i remember when i was 14 i was just experimenting with booze and girls ect. Each party i went to at that age was a new experiance. So anyway my friends sister was having a gathering to party and we were asked to chaperone it… I quite liked the idea of bossing people about whilst also being the cool older person. I think i pulled it off pretty well with my new jumper i bought that day.
So mr responsible (my friend cough cough simon) decided to buy the little youngsters a 24 pack of carling and a litres bottle of vodka plus alchopops on top of what they brought. So 2 minutes in and we realise that all the little kids were too fucked. By this time however i was off my face so fucked if i cared. However simon manage to confiscate alot of alchohol to save the day. So MORE ALCHOHOL FOR ME WOOP!
So after that little incident i had alot more alchohol and got more drunk whcih was fun. So aftert about a hour of the party all the 14 yr olds had drunk enough to become overly confident/too drunk. One of them kindly explained to us how she had had sex in the toilet. SHES FUCKING 14 WHAT DO THEY GET UP TO NOW ADAYS!?!? So anyway as they got more confident it became more of a good idea to them to flirt with the older guys which was amusing/annoying after a while. We kinda just walked off after a while but they followed so we walked off again.It was pretty funny.
Anyway the party finished at 11 and i remember some of the youngens being pretty fucked so i wonder what their parents thought of the whole deal. I wish i could of remembered but i had taken it to be my responsibilty to drink as much as i could so they couldnt get their hands on it and injure themselves heroic ehh?
Hope you liked the update.
Ps if your 14 and looking for a responsible chaperone i charge um 10£ per hour or 2 litres of vodka for the full night.
- James xx
