“This is an incredible find,” said Dr. Christian Hutchins, Oxford University archaeologist and head of the dig
team. “Imagine: At one time, this entire area was filled with spooky, bony, walking skeletons.”

“The implications are staggering,” Hutchins continued. “We now know that the skeletons we see in horror films and
on Halloween are not mere products of the imagination, but actually lived on Earth.”

Standing at the excavation site, a 20-by-20-foot square pit along the Nile River, Hutchins noted key elements of
the find. “The skeletons lived in this mud-brick structure, which, based on what we know of these people, was probably
haunted,” he said. “Although we found crude cooking utensils in the area, as well as evidence of crafts like pottery
and weaving, we are inclined to believe that the skeletons’ chief activity was jumping out at nearby humans and
scaring them. And though we know little of their language and means of communication, it is likely that they said
‘boogedy-boogedy’ a lot.”

Approximately 200 yards west of the excavation site, the archaeologists also found evidence of farming.

“What’s puzzling about this,” Cambridge University archaeologist Sir Ian Edmund-White said, “is that skeletons
would not benefit from harvested crops, as any food taken orally would immediately fall through the hole behind the
jaw and down through the rib cage, eventually hitting the ground. Our best guess is that they scared away a group of
human farmers, then remained behind to haunt the dwelling. Or perhaps they bartered goods in a nearby city to acquire
skeleton accessories, such as chains, coffins and tattered, dirty clothing.”

Continued Edmund-White: “The hole in that theory, however, is that a 1997 excavation of this area which yielded
extensive records of local clans and merchants made no mention of even one animated mass of bones coming to town for
the purpose of trade. But we are taking great pains to recover as much of the site as possible, while also being
extremely careful not to fall victim to some kind of spooky skeleton curse.”

As for what led to the extinction of the skeletons, Edmund-White offered a theory.

“Perhaps an Egyptian priest or king broke the curse of the skeletons, either by defeating the head skeleton in
combat or by discovering the magic words needed to send their spirits back to Hell,” Edmund-White said. “In any case,
there is strong evidence that the Power of Greyskull played a significant role in the defeat of the skeleton people.”

According to Hutchins, the skeletons bear numerous similarities to humans, leading him to suspect that there may
be an evolutionary link between the two species.

“Like humans, these creatures walked upright on two legs and possessed highly developed opposable thumbs,”
Edmund-White said. “These and many other similarities lend credence to the theory that hundreds of thousands of years
ago, human development passed through a skeletal stage. These skeletons may, in fact, be ancestors of us all.”

“Any of us could be part skeleton,” he added.

Other experts disagreed.

“The evidence of an evolutionary link between humans and skeletons is sparse at best,” said Dr. Terrance
Schneider of the University of Chicago. “Furthermore, it is downright unscientific to theorize that skeleton life
originated in Egypt merely because mummies, another species of monster, are indigenous to the area. Spooky creatures
are found all over the world, from the vampires of Transylvania to the headless horsemen of Sleepy Hollow.”

Hope all you guys are alright… and a big shout out to Jordan’s little bros Henry and Joe! turns out that i got the name wrong so i apologize to Joe for the mistake but we all know it was Jordans fault for not talking about ya enough!

Anyways Peace

-James xx

You can find it at:

http://www.slyhamster.com/injurclaim.htm

So what have i been up to this week?

um managed to get wasted an send out a load of embarrasing drunken texts NOT COOL. though i did manage to delete them while i was off my face so i have no idea what they say which i think is a good thing. I think the rest of this week will be mainly avoiding the people i sent the texts too and hoping they forget. Im thinking about just not taking my phone out …. its nothing but trouble i always send stupid texts that arnt funny or clever.

So what else? Um need to think up some new comedy sketch ideas… if you have any please send to james8macfarlane@hotmail.com. If we use the sketch idea we will link your website on this blog and do a shout out too you on the end of the vid! Ye i know not much but its all we got.

O ye forgot to tell you guys. WE GOT A TRIPOD! now we use it for everything we do. even audio recordings because its there we have to use it. Anyway hope you enjoy the sketch. please subscribe to us on youtube!

Much love

James xx

In the mean while heres a sketch i found while surfing the web. Its genius i hope you like it!

http://www.derrickcomedy.com/wqxr.htm

-James xx

So ye it was a good night – pints were a pound so i got hammered. I also lost my wallet which was later found before i had realised i lost it  – conveniant!

Um wrote this while my internet was down :

Okay just found out that if u don’t have internet or a mobile phone you end up watching tv then making comments at the tv like ‘pipe down summer’ or ‘ shut up idiot’ YES I WAS WATCHING TH OC okay? I shouted these out loud lame eh?  4 cans of strongbow do hit a person I tell ya, especially if ya havnt drunk for a while….

-Enjoy

-James x

I will do it and film it and show you guys.

-Jamesxx

This weekend im going up to southhampton uni to ‘party on down’ which should be a right laugh so i will tell you about that when im done.

Im thinking about aquiring a camera. waht do you guys think? i want to capture thous precious moments in my life like when my phone was ruined by a cream egg ect.

-James x

Anyway ive been playing poker for 3 od years now so i can safly say i have quite a good grasp on the game so i was confident i wasnt going to lose it all at once. And currently i am sitting on 710$ woop! so what a investment for easter. I plan to continue playing over easter and my goal is to have racke dup 1.5k in my bankroll by the end of it. Ambitious? yes, doable? mayb but i def hope to be over 1k so we will see how it goes.

On other news i have come up with around 3 new sketch ideas for when we come back so we will put some sketches up quickly for you guys to veiw (i still have 2 weeks left of holiday though)

-James x x

- xxxx james

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Enjoy and let me know what you think of the vids!

-James xx